Novocaine for the soul

Theories/ For Me and YOU Now this my area of excellence. One rule for you and One to judge the world with. I’m hurt but hey it’s okay for me to crush your balls. I lied but how dare you lie to me. I won’t call but you’ll be damned to hell if you don’t. My work is important but of course you have to drop everything and come to my rescue when I want to check what the expiry date of a product (this particular point I admit is personal) Half a dozen of my favourites. Some my own, some pearsl of wisdom I have collecetd on the way from others. Soul Mates are a cliché. They exist only in the aisles of Hallmark and Archie’s card stores but hey, However I will only marry my true soul mate Love in its purest form does not exist in this world but guess what I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. Women don’t care but a guy’s looks. Its all about the personality but my Ideal guy is 6 feet tall, athletic body, bro